Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?

Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.

Teacher : Banta, what about you?

Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views

Ek Aadmi Mandir Mein

Ek Aadmi Mandir Mein Bhagwan Ke Samne Jakar Bola.
Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Di Cheen Li,
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
Ab Ye Biwi Di Hai
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To De Kar Bhool Gaya Kya…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once Prince charles

Once Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner…
Prince said: “pass the wine you divine”.

Sardar thinks “how poetic!!”

and says,”pass the custard you bastard

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Loadshadding ke fowaied

Load Shedding K Fawaaid: Generator,UPS &
Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi Bijli Ka Bill Kam
Aiga Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time
Saving TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami Sabr
Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada
Imkanat (A Public.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Height Of Attempting

Height Of Attempting.
An Engineering Student Wrote In Exam

Q. What Is An “Array”?
Ans. An Array Is A Word Used To Call A Friend

For Example:
Array Kidhar Jaa Raha Hai
Array Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Array Idhar Aa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

vote

APP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

PPP KO ?

MMA KO ?

MQM KO ?

ANP KO ?

PML Q KO ?

PML N KO

VOTE JISS KO BHI DOO
LAIKEN WINNER RESULTS ?
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PERVEZ MUSHRAF ONLY

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)