Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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Special English shayari
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor.. :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
IIFA Awards nominees are:
Mika singh
Song: Dhinka chika Dhinka chika
Sonu Nigam
Song: All iz well
Sunidhi Chohan
Song: Sheela ki jawani
And the winner is.
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Altaf Hussain
Song: Parde mein rehne do parda na uthao
Yehhhhhhhhh!
Is baar IIFA bhi MQM ney jeet liya.!! :D =D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : There is nothing free
with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya.
Pappu: “Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi Bhi Ladke Ko Bhai Bana Leti Hai, Aur Duniya Kuch Nahi Kahti Ulta Sab Khush Hote Hai”
Dost: “Baat To Thik Hai, Phir?”
Pappu: “To Problem Ye Hai Ki Karvachauth Wale Din Kisi Ko Bhi Pati Kyu Nahi Bana Sakti?”
Hume Insaaf Chahiye….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na
Papa: Beta Usmein 9 Mahine Lagte Hain,
Pappu: Mujhe Kuch Nahi Pata Aap 4-5 Log Aur Laga Do, Jaldi Chahiye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck,
cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a
chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ladki Ne Apne Boyfriend Ko SMS Kiya
Ladki: “Jaanu, Agar Tumhara SMS Nahi Aya, Toh Mein Roti Nahi Khaungi”
Ladka Uske Pyar Ko Dekhte Hue Khushi Se Bola: “Sach?”
Ladki: “Haan, Mein Sirf Paneer Parantha, Ice-Cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BE-IZZATIIII...!!!
Maths teacher: jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha, mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.
Student: Sir, aapko koi acha teacher padhata hoga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)