Pappu in Aeroplane
Pappu Jahaz main khara hua aur Zor se chillaya "HI JACK"...
Sab ronay lagy.
Or Pareshan ho gaye.
Kuch dair bad Jack uth kar bola: "HI PAPPU." :-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 566 views
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