Premi:-darling,aaj aisi koi romantic baat karo jisse mere pair zameen per na rahe.
Premika:-to aap faansi kyon nahin laga lete?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views

Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod di

Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya islye mai sharab pi rahaa hu
Son(K.G.)- MUMMY ne mera scale v tod diya
mere liye v ek GLASS lagao papa

by Raju (few years ago!)

Teacher: Define Management

Teacher: Define Management?
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Enginr : Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai..
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Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
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Engnr : ummmmmmmmmmm... ­-............. .. -.and this is called Management...:p -:D:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Filhal wohi wapas kardo

Sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia i love you
sardar guse me:jis ne sms kia hai us ko to me poch lun ga. Filhal us ka sms use wapas kar do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye

1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye

wahan bar bar Paani Pesh kiya ja raha tha

Tang aa ker Sardar bola:

Galey wich paani phans gya hai Ik boti tey deo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)