Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi
Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi I.
Banta: Q?
Santa: Q Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha Ki Main
Jaag Raha Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 773 views
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