Aik doctor apne dost se:

Aik doctor apne dost se:

yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon,

dost :tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabrstan bhot chota ha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views
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