Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss
Larki: Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge, Call Karlun.
Larka: Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?
Larki: Ooh Sh!t... Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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“Jaldi Roti De Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Ay,
Main Othe Jaana Ay”…
Sardarni:
“Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gay”.
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Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
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Examiner:Tell me the name of
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Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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Height of Innocence
Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today !
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Madam: Who are you?
.
Kid: My Papa Speaking !!
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Doosra mehmaan: Mein ney likha hey
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“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
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Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,
Wo to Kahin nahi mili,
Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..
Doctor: Ohooo,
Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,
Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0
by lescol (few years ago!)
class teacher boli:
batao bacho zinda rehne k lye kya chez zaruri h
studant:
zor se bola
zinda rehne k lye teri kasam
ek mulakat zaruri h " sanam "
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Sardar:konsa b chalega
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