Bittu Ki Mummy Se Padosan
Bittu Ki Mummy Se Padosan: Janti Ho, Kuch Log Mujhe Meri Beti Ki Saheli Maan Lete Hai.
Bittu: Aunty Kya Apki Beti Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1286 views
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Ladka- Apni class fellow se, Tum paas ho gayi ho?
GirL- Haa bilkuL!
Ladka- to muh to meetha karwa do!
GirL- Kis se?
Ladka- Chalo kiss se he karwa do..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He
Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book
Baap:Konsi
Beta:"FACEBOOK"
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Girl - iss Dress ki kya Price hai?
Shopkeeper - 15000 rupees.
Girl - awww..!
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or wo pink walay ki kya price hai....?
Shopkeeper - awww + awww.....
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Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi
Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The
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Wife or Husband shop se nikly to ek faqeer ne kaha..
"Shehzadi"
5 rupe de dy andha hoon.
Husband:
De do,
Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaror andha hi hoga...........
by Abdullah Tahir (few years ago!)
GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
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Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki
aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting
kaise kar sakta hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho
Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sundar Baught A New Mobile.
Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai
Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:
Tum Ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray?
pathan:
Janab, Hum 80 Ki Speed Se truck Chala Raha Tha, Achanak Pata Laga Break Nai Lag Rahy.
Ab Hamary Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahy Thy 0r Ek Taraf Barat,
Hum Kisay Maarta?
Police:
2 Aadmiyon Ko, Nuqsan Kam Hota.
pathan:
Hum Ne yehi Kiya Tha,
Ek Aadmi Ko Mara Aur Doosra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga,
Hum ne Truck Us K Peechay Laga Dia..
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)