Banta: Tumne apni patni ko
Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 616 views
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