ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke

ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke Swami Ji se bola: Swami Ji, mera Puja e mann nai lagta! kya karu?

Funny Swami Ji: Us Puja ko mere pass bhej do, shayad mera man lag jae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views
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