A Haryanvi bought a car on loan
A Haryanvi bought a car on loan from a bank. He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Funny Haryanvi: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1231 views
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