Kaju aur Badaam
1 Amma
Bus Conductar ko Roz Kaju or Badaam Khanay ko deti thi.
Conductar: AMMA, aap mujhe Roz ye Kyun deti ho?
Amma: Beta, Daant to rahe nahi, Choos kar Phenk dena Theek Nahi Lagta...:i hai.;-)
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