Two Brilliant Minds
Ek Baar Santa Aur Pathan Pani Peene Gaye To Glass Ulta Pada Tha.
Pehle Santa Ne Uthaya Aur Kaha.
Santa : “Iska To Muh Hi Band Hai”
Phir Pathan Ne Uthaya Aur Bola.
Pathan: “Abe Ye To Neeche Se Bhi Toota Hua Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views
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