Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views

Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar: Ur son is fail, see his report:

English-6
Maths-7
Social Studies-4
Science-8

Total-25
Sardar: TOTAL vich te kamal e kr dita. Is subject di te tution v nai rakhwai c

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bat ko mzak me ni lena..

Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k
Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai.
(2013)
To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa: shaadi ke baad tumhaari

Santa: shaadi ke baad tumhaari jimmedaari badgayee hai kya?

Banta: haan yaar. pehle sirf mere liye khaana pakaana tha. ab mere biwi ke liye bhi pakaanaa pad rahaa hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

:what is it u r reading?

man:what is it u r reading?
sardar:i’m reading book on blood. man:y?
sardar:bcoz doctor told me tomorrow 4 me blood test. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)