How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolor ta ra ra.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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