Propose in New Style

Boy To Girl: “Main Aapse Frindship Karna Chahta Hoon”

Girl: “Par Meri Sagai Ho Gayi Hai”

Boy: “Fir Behan Ban Ke Apni Kisi Saheli Se Hi Setting Karva De.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views

Neenad wali goli

Sardar :nuras ne abi tak neend ki goli nai bheji?
Bv:nai

sardar:use kahao jaldi kare mujhe neend arahi hai. Me ab goli k lye aur nai jaag sakta

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar apne GF kay paas jata

Sardar apne GF kay paas jata aur baar baar gir jata. Jub who tesre dafa girra to us ke GF kehte sardar jee aap yeh kya ker rahe hain? Sardar kehta: I am falling in luv with you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay

Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad: Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Old Version

Old Version:
Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus..
but the

Newer Version:
Men are from earth.
Women are from earth.
Deal with it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)