Santa Ki Akalmand Baat

Santa Aur Ek Admi Ki Kisi Bat Par Behas Ho Rahi Thhi

Aadmi: “Abe Hum To Udti Chidya Ke Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain”

Santa Uspar Huste Hue: “Issmein Kya Mushkil Hai? Do Hi To Hote Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 970 views
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Bechaare Ladke

Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim;
Ladki se pit jaye to namard.

Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar... lade to jealous;
Chup rahe to begairat.

Ghar se bahar rahe to awara;
Ghar me rahe to nakara.

Bachcho ko dante to buzdil;
Na dante to laparwah.

Biwi ko naukri se roke to shak karne wala;
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala.

Aakhir bechara ladka kare toh kya kare.... ??? Mard Ko Bhi Dard Hota Hai...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
MODERN BEIZZATI…

MODERN BEIZZATI…
Boy: I luv u

Girl: Apni shakal dekhi hai kya?

Boy: Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya warna Katrina Kaif ke paas na jata!!!

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Gifts kia kia

Larkian aik dosre ko gift karti hain flower,perfume,necklese,
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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Dada Or Dadi Jawani K Din

Dada Or Dadi Ne
Apni Jawani K Dino Ko
Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,
Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Drya Kinare Milange,
Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,
Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,
Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi I,
Wo Ghuse Mey Ghr Aya,
Or Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum I Q Nhi,
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:
Ami Ne Jane Ni Dia:-)

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:Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen

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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Hum kia karen.

Ranjha ne bansri bajai heer daur k aai,

majnu ne been bajai laila bhag k aai

aur hum ne seeti bajai wo apne abu ko le aai.

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Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh Kar Ghusay Mein Kaha:
Haya Nahi Aayi?
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Nai, Ohda Paper C.

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SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'
EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'
EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;
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1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.

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“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”

Pathan:
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pappu 16 bachon aur bv k sath dost k ghar daawat
pe gya.
dost ne itni bari family dekh kr gussay se kaha:
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pappu: nahin aaj uska exam hai.

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