Santa Ki Akalmand Baat
Santa Aur Ek Admi Ki Kisi Bat Par Behas Ho Rahi Thhi
Aadmi: “Abe Hum To Udti Chidya Ke Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain”
Santa Uspar Huste Hue: “Issmein Kya Mushkil Hai? Do Hi To Hote Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.
Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."
Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai
Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?
Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai. :-)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
by itrat batool (few years ago!)
Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.
When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.
She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?
There isn't even a keyboard attached?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I am scared of people who study a lot..
They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Husband: may tang agaya hun
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Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
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Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
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Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
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Wife:
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hamara duppata
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu
G:Kitni mari
B:3 male 2 female
...
G:Kese pata?
B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: ILY…<3
Girl: aww….spell it please :)
Boy: I’m leaving u
Bezetiii :p ;p
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)