Pathano Ko Marne Ke Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aati
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Ek Haweli Ke Aage Se Gujar Raha Thha,
To Usse Uss Haweli Ke Bahar Ek
Pathan Mila, Ussne Usse Kaha.
Ladka: “Mene Suna Hai Iss Haveli Mein Jin Bhoot Aur Aatmya Rehti Hai”
Pathan: “Rahti Hongi, Mujhe To Khud Mare Hue 8 Saal Ho Gaye Hai”
Moral: Pathano Ko Marne Ke Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aati.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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