Khushkismat Hai Tu Dost

Do Purane Dost Kafi Time Baad Achanak Raste Mein Mile,

Ek Doosre Ka Haal-Chaal Puchne Par Maloom Hua Ki Dono Shaadi Kar Chuke The.

Ek Ne Pucha: “Kaisi Hai Tumahari Biwi?”

Dusre Ne Khush Ho Kar Bataya: “Meri Biwi Ka Kya Kehna Yaar, Wo To Swarg Ki Apsara Hai”
Pehla Udaas Hokar Bola: “Khush Kismat Hai Bhai, Meri To Abhi tak Jinda Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 990 views
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