Business Kaise Kare, Santa Se Sikhe
Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Apne Business Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Tha
Santa: “Jab Mene Dhanda Shuru Kiya Tha Tab Mere Paas Punji Thi Aur Mere Partner Ke Paas Anubhav”
Banta: “Acha, Tab To Punji Aur Anubhav Ke Mail Se Tumhara Dhanda Khoob Chamaka Hoga?”
Santa: “Nahi, Par Akhir Mein Uske Paas Punji Aur Mere Paas Anubhav Ho Gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1096 views
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10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
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3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
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