Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Apne Business Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Tha

Santa: “Jab Mene Dhanda Shuru Kiya Tha Tab Mere Paas Punji Thi Aur Mere Partner Ke Paas Anubhav”

Banta: “Acha, Tab To Punji Aur Anubhav Ke Mail Se Tumhara Dhanda Khoob Chamaka Hoga?”

Santa: “Nahi, Par Akhir Mein Uske Paas Punji Aur Mere Paas Anubhav Ho Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1008 views

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati.
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Ye hai aam jindagi.:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki:-P
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Ye hai mentos jindagi:-P
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Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Difference between

Banta: What is the difference between a nail and a
boxer? Santa: One gets knocked in the other gets
knocked out.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Rozana Tiger Biscuits Khilaya Karain

Aurat Doctor Say: Mera Ye 7 Saal Ka Bacha Wesay Tou Theek Ha,
Mgr Mujhay Lagta Ha K Is Ki Chichi Zara Choti Ha..
Doctor Bachay Ko Chek Kar K Fikar Ki Koi Bat Nhi Ha,
Ap Bas Is Ko Rozana Tiger Biscuits Khilaya Karain,
Ye Masla Hal Ho Jaye Ga…
Agli Subha Nashtay Ki Table Par
12 Boxes Tiger Biscuits Daikh Kar Bacha Khushi Say:
Wowwwww Itnay Saray Biscuits..
Aurat: Khabardar Jo In Ko Haath Bhi Lagaya Tou,
In Main Say Sirf Aik Tumhara Ha Our Baqi Tumharay Papa K Liye Hain… :O :D :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Same Reasons

Santa: I got Married because I was tired of Cooking, Cleaning Home and washing clothes.


Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 4 the same reason.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher. main mun tor doungi

Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)