Ladko Ke Fandaa
Ladko Ke Fandaa:
Uss Se Bichad Jane Ke Baad
Main To Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki… Achanak Yaad Aaya,
Abbey Uski Saheli Ne Bhi To Apna Number Diya Tha
Tab Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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