Ek Aadmi ne Add dekha
Ek Aadmi ne Add dekha
"PURANA MOBILE DO AUR NEW MOBILE LO"
Wo us address per pohancha tu wahan koi shop nahi thi.
Us ne waha par 2 Larkon se is Add k bare mey poocha
Unhoon ne GUN nikal k kaha:
ye Add Hum ne dia tha
"CHAL YE PURANA MOBILE DE AUR JA KR NEW MOBILE LAY"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views
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