Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?
Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha
Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”
Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”
Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”
Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai, Samjha Kar“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views
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1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,
Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.
Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.
Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.
Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.
Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?
Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.
Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
CID- amit tumhara bhai hai kya??
GIRL - haan, amit mera bhai hai
DAYA -kya sach main amit tumhara bhai hai???
GIRL - haan, amit mera bhai hai
....Abhijeet - ek minute, amit tumhara BHAI HAI???
Girl- Ji Haan, Amit mera bhai hai
ACP after thinking for a minute..
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ACP -oh.......my god iska matlab tum amit ki behen ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bacha doosre se: Bhai yeh Khushiyan kiya hoti hein?
Doosra Bacha: Pata nahin Bhai main tou Paidah hi Z@rdari ke daur mein howa hoon...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”
Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: "dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka" ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....
Student:sania ka baccha na india ka na pak ka !
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Sardar: why the doors are locked when the airplane fly.
Pathan: thinks about it for some time and reply,
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Because venders should not be enter
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?
Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya.
Naayi Ke Pass Pahle Se Hi
Customer Bethe The, Bola: “Baad Mein Aana, Abhi Main Busy Hoon”
Bhoot Ne Kuch Aisa Bola Ki Naayi Ko Heart Attack Ho Gaya,
Kya….?
Bhoot: “Sar Rakh Kar Ja Raha Hoon, Tum Baal Kaat Dena Main, Baad Mein Le Jaunga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar ne nayi chaddi le
Gawon mai sab ko dhoti ota kar kaha mairi nayi chaddi dekh len
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Ghar aya to dekha chaddi almari mai pari ti.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)