Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?
Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha
Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”
Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”
Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”
Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai, Samjha Kar“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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Ladka: Tension Na Le… Yeh Veg Pizza Mang Rahi Hai…
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot
nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot
nehin bolega Bhai.
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aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai,
kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi
jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to
bol sakta hai na.
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Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya Banta: Phir kay hua
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EK PATHAN LARKI SE HUM SE SHAADI KARO
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Government Ne Scheme Chalai.
Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”
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Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”
Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.
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Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Taangon Ko Ulta Kar Gaya“
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thir
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Exide Laga Du?
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RAAZ-(Sochne Ke Baad)
Hawa Me
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