wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti
wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 928 views
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