Sardar ne masjid se jooti chori ki or pakrra geya Molvi: inne jutti chukki ae.. Edi Tind’ karo.

Sardar : Aa ik jutti waapas le lo, te Foji cutting kr deo.:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 773 views

Aik chor aik ghar main chori karne geya

Aik chor aik ghar main chori karne geya,
tajori per likha tha left side ka button dabaen,
chor ne woh dabaya tu alarm baj geya aur chor pakra geya,

judge: tum apni safai main keya kehna chao ge,

chor: bus itna hi k yeh dunya bari dhokey baz hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa pland land hote hi chillane laga

Santa pland land hote hi chillane laga “Bangalore
aaya Bangalore aaya. Balle Balle”
Air Hostess : Hello sir, B silent.
Santa : “Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya. Alle Alle”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The drugs are wearing off!"

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

kia peo gay?

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Larka vs larki ka baap

Larka :me ap ki beti k hath mangne aya hun

larki ka baap :kiun?


Larka:mereg hath us ko message kar kar k thak gae hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)