Girl & Boy on Phone

Boy:
Hello aj kis colour k kapray pehne hain tm ne?

Girl:
Tmko bus yehi sab fazool baaten krni hoti hain?

Boy: okay, ye batao, how should State Bank fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?

Girl:
hmmm
Pink colour k
Jo EiD pe pehne thay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1067 views

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga…..

*~~InShaLLaH~~*

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

charge khatam ho gaya

Ek admi baat karte waqt uski mobile ko charge khatam ho gaya
:dur, mobile ka charge kiun khatam hota hai?

:sir, mobile ko CNG pe convert karo paysa khatam hoga magar charge khatam nahi hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt

Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par
Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi Kyun K
?
?
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?Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar
K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye

aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye bola Allah ke naam par kuch de do,baba aap ki rozi main barkat ki dua Karen gain.

admi foran bola baba jee apne liye bi dua kar lijye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)