Judge To Sardar:
Tumhein Ek Baar Bhi Chori Karte Waqt Apni Maa Ka Khyal Nahi Aya?

Sardar: Main Ki Karaann?
Dukaan Mein Sirf Gents Suits Hi Thay !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views

Pathan went 4 interview

Pathan went 4 interview

Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Height of behaving cool Professor

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000Rs In The PurseWe Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About TheRemaining 900 ..? ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Discussing grades

A high-school student came home from school
seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're
all wet."
"What do you mean `all wet?'"
"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)