Sardar went for a Art Exhibition
Sardar went for a Art Exhibition.He shouted at art ..”Oh My GOD what a worst picture”.
Exhibitor: Excuse me , It’s a mirror..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 501 views
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Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
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