Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka MatlabBahut Motti Wife..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 925 views
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Pathan
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SANTA: Rasgulle hain?

SANTA: Rasgulle hain?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi
SANTA: Dekh lunga
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

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Pyar Kab Hota Hai?

Patni Ne Pati Ko Awaj Dete Hue Kaha: “Suno, Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala Le Kar Ayenge?”

Pati Gaya Aur Dhudne Ke Baad Bola: “Yaha Par To Nahi Hai”

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Examiner: Tell the name of this bird by only seeing it LEGS
Students: I can't say
Examiner: You are FAIL, What is your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

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Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
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Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia? .

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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

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FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha
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Man 2 Inspector: Sir zinadgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay?
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
funny advice

No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye
Kuch Ehem Advises:
1. Khud ko Mobile main
Itna na Mashghool Rakho k;
Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye
Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.
2. Bike Chalatay huay
kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,
Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.
3. Koshish karo ke
Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na
karo,
Direct Sir Phaar do..
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