pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:

pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razai me,mai pagal hoon teri judai me.
 gobar pay machar beth nahi sakta pathan teray bin reh nahi sakta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 877 views
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