Waiting 4 Train

A Pathan & His Wife Were
Waiting 4 Train
Itne Mai Khyber Mail Aa Gai
Khan Bhaag K Train Mai Char Gaya Or Apni Wife Se Bola Jab Khyber Female Aye To Aa Jana

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 740 views
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Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k
thak
gaya..
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pasand nahi aaya..
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