Fight
Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga
kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat
kar!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 958 views
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