Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga
kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat
kar!!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1317 views

Same Blood Group

Doctor : App Ka Aur Aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?

Sardaar :Hoga Zarur Hoga
25 Saalse Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Proposed Girl.. - Funny-jokes
pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:kutta mar gaya razai me,mai pagal hoon teri judai me.
gobar pay machar beth nahi sakta pathan teray bin reh nahi sakta.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Comments On Love

Nice Comments
For ” LOVE ”

Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)

Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)

Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)

DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)

Muhabat mat karna kyun k main bhi muhabat ki wajah se badnaam howi hun
(MUNNI).

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Chickens Accompanying Woman

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

anta : Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Gambhir

Santa : Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Gambhir Aur Bahut Bhayanak Bimari Hai.

Banta: Ye Bhayanak Bimari Aapko Kab Se Hain.Santa: Kaun Si Bimari.Aap kaun Ho??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)