Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya
Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte
hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal
rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum
se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 872 views

pathan in interview

Ek pathan interview dene gaya us say pucha gaya aap kitne behen bhai hain..
Pathan: 5 behen bhai,
In mein aapka No kon sa hay?
.

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Pathan: Mera No Zong ka hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Match ka last over tha or Santa ki team

Match ka last over tha or Santa ki team ko jeetne ke liye 30runs chaiye the
Santa ne Khuda Se Dua Ki-Hey Allah Bowlar Ashish Nehra Jaisa Ho Or Wicketkeepar Kamran Akmal Jaisa
Tabhi upar se aawaz aayi-Mai ek Galti Dusri Baar Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyar Kab Hota Hai?

Patni Ne Pati Ko Awaj Dete Hue Kaha: “Suno, Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala Le Kar Ayenge?”

Pati Gaya Aur Dhudne Ke Baad Bola: “Yaha Par To Nahi Hai”

Patni: “Mujhe Pata Tha Aapko Nahi Milega Isliye Main Pehle Se Hi Le Aayi Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sari Phuljadiyan Yhi Rehti Hai

Child: Mom Isbar Hum Patakhe Is Shopse Lenge

Mom: Lekin Beta Ye To Girls Hostel Hai

Child: Papa To Kehte Hai Ki Sari Phuljadiyan Yhi Rehti Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maine kal easy load wale ko

RAAZ: Maine kal easy load wale ko bewakoof banaya FARAZ-Wo kese?

RAAZ- Maine usko 100 Rupey diye
or number galat likhwa diya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)