7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko
pranam kar poochta hai: Maharaj ladki nahi pat
rahi hai, kya Karoon?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur
kehta hai: chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2438 views

Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher to Santa

Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

EK LADKE NE AMROOD KHRIDE

EK LADKE NE AMROOD KHRIDE OR USME SE KIDA NIKLA. AGLE DIN USNE AMROOD WALE KO KHA ISME KIDA NIKLA HAIN TO USNE KHA YE TO KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN. AAJ KIDA NIKLA HAIN KYA PTA KAL TERA MOTER CYCLE NIKAL JAYE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

shaadi k moqay par"

ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha,
"betao, wo konsi jaga hay jehan
baap betay ko bhool jaata hay aor
beta baap ko?"
dosray dost nay kaha,
"shaadi k moqay par".

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)