Big three
Big 3
waseem akram ki bivi (aus)
imran khan ki bivi (eng) aur shoaib mali ki bivi (india)
;->
log waise kehte hain pak big 3 k mukhalif hai big 3 to humara susral hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 862 views
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