Sardar
Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?
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Admi: Goal karny ke lie
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Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 722 views
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha!
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I Am Sorry.
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Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ..
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Sir Mere Shohar
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