Math Ki Language
Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
.
Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??
Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..
Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
,
Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D
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