Burhape Ki Waja Se
Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?
Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se
Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein
Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se
Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 901 views
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