Banta: Santa dhobi se te T Shirt Ulti karke press kar dena!
Ek din Baad
Banta: Meri T shirt press ho gayi?
Santa: Babooji press kaise karta, koshish to bahoot ki lekin ULTI aa hi nahi rahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views

Some dreams

A man who was very upset walked in to see his
doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night.
There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and
push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull,” said the patient.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan cycle par

Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

GF-Me Tumre Leters K Stamp

GF-Me Tumre Leters K Stamp Tickts Ko KISS Krti Hu,Unhe Tumhre Lips Ne Chua Hoga

BF-Pr Me To Unhe Apne Kut.te Ki Naak Se Gila Kr K Chipkata Tha:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui,

Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui,

Aglay din haathi ki death ho gai,

Chunti boli: Wah ri mohabbat, aik din ka pyar or ab saari umar qabar khodney mein guzray gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar in Titanic

Wen Titanic Was Sinking,
A Man Asked To Sardarji:
How Far Is Da Land

Sardar : 2 Kms

Da Man Jumps Into Da Sea Nd Ask: Vick Wa?

Sardar: Downwards

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)