SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA
1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI HOTA.
SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK USHA KA.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views

sardar prepared only one essay Friend for his exam.

sardar prepared only one essay Friend for his exam.

But in exam he got ..Father essay.

so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this....

I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Makaan Ko Pakad Ke Rakhna

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Love has no age….

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Blonde to servant

Blonde to servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's raining.

Blonde: So what take an umbrella and go !!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Failed in Every Subject

Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.

Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?

Santa: No! I didn't take Algebra. :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)