There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views

Khwaaish Poora Karenge

Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki khwaaish poora karenge.

Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?

Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu-Or Item kya haal h tere

Pappu-Or Item kya haal h tere..?
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Larki-wahi jo teri behen k h..
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Pappu-O teri toh..tu v pregnent h..:p:D

hahahahhaahahaha
pappu rock,grl shokd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher- Draw diagram of bacteria

Teacher- Draw diagram of bacteria
Papu-here it is sir,Teacher-where?
I cant c it

Papu-sir u cannot c bacteria Widout a microscope

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Pappu Se Puchhta Hai

Teacher Pappu Se Puchhta Hai.
Teacher: “Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?”

Pappu: “Sir, Wo Roz Galiyaan Khaate Hai”

Teacher: “Kya Matlab Hai Tumahara?”

Pappu: “Ji, Wo Customer Care Executive Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jio Mentos Ki Jindagi

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . .
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Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki. . .
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Ye hai mentos jindagi. .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)