Very Funny Girl ek beautiful
Very Funny Girl ek beautiful college student thi.
Ek bar vo class me late aati hai.
Teacher: Tum late kiyon ho?
Very Funny Girl : Sir Ji, ik londa mera peecha kar raha tha.
Teacher: Par fir kya hua, tum late kaise hui?
Very Funny Girl : Sir, voh londa bahut dheere dheere chal raha tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1278 views
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