Teacher(class mein pdhate
Teacher(class mein pdhate hue):Bacho aayker, bikrikar, bhumikar se milta julta koi aur word batao
Nishu: Sir, ek nahi 3 words suno “Sunil Gawasker, Sachin Tendulker aur Dilip Vengserker”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1161 views
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Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
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