Santa Or Banta
Santa Or Banta Metro Mein Jaa Rahe Hote Hai
Metro Mein Bahut Bheed Hoti Hai Santa Banta Se Poochta Hai
Santa: “Yaar, Mujhe Thookna Hai Kaha Thooku?”
Banta: “Agle Aadmi Ki Jaib Mein Thook Le Na”
Santa: “Nahi Nahim Usse Pata Chala Toh?”
Banta: “Jab Maine Teri Jaib Mein Thooka, Toh Tuje Pata Chala?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1116 views
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