Khubsoorat Cheeze Dekho

Kahte Hain Khubsoorat Chiz Dekhne Se Insaan Aur Zyada Khubsoorat Ho Jata Hai,
To

Tumhare Pass Meri Tasveer Hai, Ya Bheju.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views
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