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Singh ka mobile

nepali-ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega?santa-
pta nahi nepali-itni bari company hai or apko pta ni
santa ko baad me pta laga wo samsung keh raha
tha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Door ki nazar

Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega
Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?
Santa-Suraj
Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Papa kuwian main gir gaye

Santa: Kal Papa Kuwe Me Gir Gaye Bahut Chot
Lagi,Bahut Chilla Rahe The
Banta: Ab Kaise He?
Santa: Teek Honge
Kal Se Kue Se Koi Awaz Nahi Ayi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dog's tail

Santa Was Inserting Dog’s Tail
Into Pipe
Banta: Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi
Seedhi Hui Hai Aajtak?
Santa: Idiot,Main To Pipe Bend
Kar Raha Hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Yrain main nend nahi ai

Santa:
Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi
Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi
Banta:Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na
Santa:Kisse Karta?
Niche Seat Pe Koi Nahi Tha Hi Nahi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lady teacher

Lady Teacher:
Make 1 Sentnce In Vich
All Tenses Past, Presnt & Futre R Includ
Santa:
Sau Saal Phle Mjhe Tumse Pyar Tha
Aaj Bhi Hi Aur Kal Bi Rhega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bandar ban ker

Santa:Jab Me School Padta Tha Tab
Fancy Dress Competion Me BANDAR Ban K Gaya
Tha
2nd Prize Mila Tha
Banta: Abe Tu Aise Gaya Hota To 1st Milta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
All Scientists

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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?Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa to Bill Gates

Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: Why?

Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
I Want Pink

Santa: I Want Pink Curtains For My Computer Screen

Salesman: But Computers Do Not Need Curtains

Santa: Oye, I Have Installed Windows

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Car ka tyre

Santa:
Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa:
Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta:
Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi
Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Acha sa kapra

Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi
dikha!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Apki shadi ho gayi?

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?

Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.

Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.

Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
An Honest Politician and A Generous Lawyer

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.

Which one picked it up?
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Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Gehra cut

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya Nurse-Is Me
10 Tanke Lgenge
S-Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse-3000
S-Tanka Lagwana He Karhai Nai Karwani

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)