Tu derhti pe chahye jahan bhi rhe gi
Boy :tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rhegi tujhe teri
khusbu se Pehchan Lunga
Girl: Ma KASAM mujhe phle se hi shak tha k tu
sala"KUTTA" he
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 710 views
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