Dunia main kya ker k ae ho??
yamraj hijde se bole-lao tumhara hisab.
dunia me kya krke aaye ho?
hijda-aaye haye harami, abe de ke kya bheja tha jo
hisab mang rhe ho.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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