:Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine
and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega
Mamu.

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