judge

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun…

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 781 views
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Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Khirki khuli..

Khirki Khuli.. Zulfein Urein..
Socha… Husne Jamal Ka Didar Tha,
Par… Zulfein Hatein To Qismat Phooti.
Wo To Kangi Karta Hua Sardar Tha…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan rocked :P

teacher: whoz the male of duck ?
pathan : frog
teacher: why?
pathan: bcoz frog is MANDUCK :P

by Arsalan Azim (few years ago!)
Aam Hai K Aam Ka Achar Hai

Sardar’s Poetry For Her Lover

Aam Hai K Aam Ka Achar Hai
Kuch B Hai To Mera Pyar Hai
Aur Mereee Is Request Pe Zara Ghaur Karna
Kyunk Propose Kar Raha Tumhein Sardar Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chaadar-E-Ishq Pey Taaza

Chaadar-E-Ishq Pey Taaza Lahu Key Cheentay Hain…

Hudood-E-Ishq Sey Aaagay Nikal Gaya Hai Koi…

Tak Dhina Din
Pogo :P :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
police ,pathan se

Police officer Pathan se :

Tum ham ko janta nahi hai, ham yahan ka

DSP hai.


Pathan : Tum DSP hai to ham M.W.P hai. Tameez se

baat kero warna acha nahi ho ga.


Police : Sorry sir! per ye M.W.P kiya hota hai????


Pathan : Mong Phali Wala...:-p


Happy Mong Phali Season

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Ik raat light chali gayi.

Ik raat light chali gayi.

Marathi Husband: Kam se kam fan to chala do.

Funny Marathi Wife: Kar di na Marathi wali baat. Fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jayegi...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Kg Pakora dena

Santa: 1 Kg Pakora dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho ke de raha hai, kuch surf saboon to dal deta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Santa:Pilot

Teacher :Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Baap vs beta

Besa:abu idher aao.
Maan:besa abu ko izat se bolte hain
beta:abu izat se idher aao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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